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Why restaurants should only hire good looking waitresses: The rebuttal

Surely Mario’s perverse approach to this has won him the hearts of all once and future “hotties” jockeying for a leg-up in this cutthroat business, which unfortunately perpetuates the same twisted ideologies as my brother. My argument here is, alas, theoretical: the state of today’s restaurant industry is indeed this retrograde, quasi-misogynistic wet-t-shirt-contest of my

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